I give away your net worth to AIDS research! I'm coming out the socket. On top of this, if an Apple product becomes broken, you would have to buy another just to replace it, whereas a PC can just be fixed and function correctly. (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I tripled the profits on a PC! Nice PeterEpicLLOYD The Beatles' collection was posted to iTunes in 2010, ending a long dispute with Apple Corps, Ltd., the Beatles' record label and estate since 1968, in a multi-million dollar distribution deal—a landmark achievement considering that the two firms had previously agreed to share only the Apple moniker so long as one had nothing to do with the other. Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya. I'm a god! After Jobs died mid-battle, HAL 9000 came in to challenge him as a third-party rapper. Jobs brags that his legacy will last forever in the supercomputing products he helped create. I got shit to invent! I bet you they made this beat on an Apple! Although GNU is pronounced "guh-new", it's making a play on the sentence, "I thought you knew." He bought the rights to what became MS-DOS on or about 1979 from Tim Patterson's Seattle Computer Products. I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy. N… HAL 9000 is a fictional character in Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series and the primary antagonist of Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey. I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy. HAL is an artificial intelligence that controls the systems of the Discovery Onespacecraft and interacts with the ship's astronaut crew. I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Own Xbox! Steve Jobs: Bill Gates: Founder: The founder of Apple in 1976: The founder of Microsoft in 1975. You only got Windows 'cause you stole from Apple. x Embed video. احصل على رمز تضمين . r/ERB: /r/ERB is a discussion platform for anything and everything ERB. The second, "cold", is meant literally; a processor that is "running cold" is barely exerting itself (processors generate heat as they work). Epic Rap Battles of History's Quarterfinals performance in Episode 7H06 consisted of a Barack Obama and a Mitt Romney impersonator taking part in a rap battle, with Abraham Lincoln joining in at the end. It was released on June 14th, 2012. I got things to invent! I'm sorry, Bill. ), (HAL challenges Gates, but also demonstrates it could beat Steve Jobs in the same way, and claims it stomps on both their products: a Mac and a PC. (These two lyrics are what developed into the lyrics, "Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do! This also references Apple's logo of a bitten apple. I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy. The court case lasted four years before almost all of Apple's claims were denied on a contractual technicality. The Terminator, a sentient machine like HAL, famously said this phrase in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.). I think different from the engine of the days of old. I'm a boss! ← ERB - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates 8 متابعs 114 سطرs Epic Rap Battles of History. After the release of Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton, the quote was changed to, "Check out our NEW Trump vs Clinton T-shirts & Posters at: A concept demo of the battle can be accessed on the. I'm a boss! When Gates says the line, "Now there's no one to stop me! Next Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you, too? This plays off a historic Apple tagline, "The power to be your best. I'm a god! Jobs claims that anyone he met who expresses themselves through creativity would prefer to own an Apple product.). (Apple's products are frequently perceived as outrageously overpriced. " Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates " is a rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History. Listen free to Epic Rap Battles Of History – Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates (Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates). It features belated Apple CEO Steve Jobs, against Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, along with a third-party entry from 2001: A Space Odysseyantagonist, HAL 9000. ", originally incorporating the Apple slogan used later by HAL 9000. Later, 2011's "Watson" computer cluster and software soundly thumped Jeopardy! I'll beat you 'til you're singing 'bout a daisy girl. Video of ERB season 2 Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates for fans of Alpha and Omega. Therefore, Jobs indicates that Melinda likes to have sex with him. (Jobs was known to wear only a simple black turtleneck and jeans to his presentations of Apple products. This is the first time a rapper is portrayed by a prop. Steve Jobs battled Bill Gates in Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. When Jobs says the line, "I need to bring up some basic shit," the line reads, "I need a bring up some basic shit.". Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head, (Jobs was almost completely bald by his 40s, so it seemed obvious that he had a bony head. ("Hasta la vista" is Spanish for, "I'll see you when I see you." ), (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I'm a god! ", the line reads, "Now there's no one can stop me!". I got the power of a mind you could never be. I tripled the profit when I put it on PC! Subsequent appeals by Apple were also denied. I bet you they made this beat on an Apple! It also refers to the difference engine, a mechanical calculator designed by Charles Babbage in the early 19th century. Why'd you name your company after your dick, bro? I'll beat you 'til you're singing 'bout a daisy girl. 'Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you. In the original illustrative example, a human engages in a natural language conversation with a human and a machine designed to generate performance indistinguishable from that of a human being. Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates is the twenty-first installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Historyseries and the sixth installment in Season 2. By 1996, Apple was struggling financially, and acquired NeXT, along with Jobs. Gates counters Jobs' previous statement of the beat they're rapping to being made on a Mac. I got shit to invent! The world is mine! (Jobs' purported arrogance led many to believe that he took the credit for work done by teams under his direction. 13. log in sign up. (All computers have the potential to catch viruses or other forms of malicious software (malware) and thereby multiply the risk of a user's data being corrupted or otherwise compromised; at best, an infection may simply slow a computer's processing speed. Why'd you name your company after your dick, bro? Fox vs Chucky • King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton • Betty White vs Bettie Page • SpongeBob Movie Rap Battle, PewDiePie vs T-Series • Ronald McDonald vs the Burger King • Larry Bird vs Big Bird. I'm running C++, saying, "Hello, world." 21 Well, you take all the credit for work that other people do. Then die then! I make the product that the artist chooses. (Many of the products based on Steve Jobs' ideas influenced the future of technology, changing everyday life for people. ), (C++ is the expanded version of the C coding language first used in Unix, and is used for system and application programming. The song was also the first song "sung" by a computer in real life—an IBM 7094 in 1961. Actors All the people with the power to create use an Apple! GUI is pronounced like "gooey", which can indicate sperm. ), (Both "CPU" and "core" refer to a computer's processor. ), (The Turing test is a test of a machine's ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of an actual human. (Jobs was met with great successes throughout his life: the founding of Apple, then NeXT and Pixar, followed by his return to Apple and its renaissance as a top media power. HAL also played a game of chess in the film adaptation of 2001: A Space Oddity, where it beat crew member Frank Poole. Previous "Pwn" and "smack" are colloquial terms for a beatdown, which Gates is in the process of delivering unto his rival.). I think different from the engine of the days of old. Use the following code to embed this video. It's saying that its own processors can perform multiple actions without overheating, or it could also talk about how HAL 9000 is often cold-hearted and unforgiving. Jobs would then go on to rebuild Apple and envision new and future bestselling products, including the iPod, iPhone, and iPad. Everything you built leads up to me. Jobs was given up for adoption by his American mother, Joanne Carole Schieble, when his Syrian father, Abdulfattah Jandali, left. Own Xbox! (Reference to "Think Different", Apple's famous advertising slogan. Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs. I'm slick; you're cheesy! "Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates" 2:48: June 14, 2012 () Link: The Chairman of Microsoft, Bill Gates (EpicLLOYD), battles against the CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs (Nice Peter). Location(s) The reference to temperature is a double meaning. Combine all your little toys, and I still crush that! Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker/Rap Meanings. ", originally electing for a more vulgar introduction. I own DOS! Jobs' foremost accomplishments in life came when he retook Apple as CEO and returned it to massive profitability from more than a decade on the precipice of bankruptcy. Approach: Very futuristic approach towards his inventions and thought about the future: A very realistic approach and thought about the present. A man uses the machines I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes! I'm a pimp; you're a nerd. Epic Rap Battles of History Lyrics, Songs, and Albums | Genius Epic Dance Battles of History. This ERB reaction is still pretty dope for 2 titan nerds! was written in the description of the video. At the time of the battle, Windows and related Microsoft assets accounted for close to 90% of the computer market and more than a third of the set-top gaming market. A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes. ), (To those who knew him intimately, Jobs may have come across as arrogant and set in his ways. All participants are separated from one another. ), (This could be a reference to the 17 lines of code SCO claimed were stolen from SCO UNIX and put into the Linux Kernel. I tripled the profit when I put it on PC! EPIC DRAWING OF HISTORY - Bill Gates VS Steve Jobs! "), (A counter to Jobs, saying that the "creative" people Jobs sells his products to are unemployed. Basically, his investing skills are so great, he'll even make money in the afterlife. 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